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chewbubblegumandkickassbutt:

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Can you even imagine filming this scene? Can you imagine Jared Padalecki, right before the camera starts rolling, pulling this teenage girl aside and being like, “look, this is gonna be weird for both of us, but let’s just agree not to be awkward about it…….” and the girl trying her hardest not to crack up while forcefully grabbing the thigh of a fully grown man under the table?

cheekymuke

timothy-jackson-drake-wayne:

the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his kid and I just nodded thoughtfully and said ‘we must battle so i can become the alpha’ and my dad nearly fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard

cheekymuke

wordswilltellyouall:

fullmetaldokis:

softgrass:

when i was in elementary school i was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and i remember feeling confused because i thought everything was exciting 

this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read

What makes it even sadder is the fact that there is not even one exclamation mark in there